“Bitch About Money” Nylon Bi-Fold Wallet

For those who carry cash and complaints. This 4.5" x 3.1" bi-fold wallet is sublimated with the signature hotline design—perfect for anyone who’s tired of inflation, subscriptions, or just being broke with style.

🧠 Design: Brain-exposed figure clutching a phone labeled “MATURE CALLERS ONLY”, surrounded by chaotic punctuation (“?!?”)
📞 Hotline info: BitchAboutAI.com and 1-888-400-4510—because money problems deserve their own hotline
⚫ White sublimation panel with black nylon body for contrast and durability
💳 Multiple card slots, cash compartment, and emotional baggage storage